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Living life in the fat lane

Posted by fattylanes in Fat Slang August 15, 2011

Fatty Lane is THE premiere spot to live if you’re a fatty of any sort. We fully support:

-Fat people

-Fatties

-Obese people

- Heffers

-Lardo’s

- Lard Asses

-Fat Pieces of shit

-Obeasts

-Pigs, Hogs, Cows, Elephants

-Chunks and Chunky’s

- Blimps and Blobs

-Sloths

and everything in between…because well…fat is funny

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