I have some good news and some bad news. The good news first: Proctor and Gamble was originally going to sell Pringles to Diamond Foods for $1.5 billion, but has decided to back out of the deal. The article states Proctor and Gamble is now searching for a new buyer! This is where I need your help! I want to purchase Pringles for Fatty Lane! The problem is I’m about $1.4999999999999 billion dollars short. I’m trying to come with some ideas to raise the money. I’m pretty sure a bake sale would only bring in about the half the money needed to make the purchase. If only I could come up with a few more ideas. I would create the best Pringles flavors EVER!
You’re going to need to make a lot of “bacon” to complete this deal, as in “bringing home the bacon”. This deal will require a lot of dough to complete. And I don’t mean pizza dough! IN fact, I used to be a baker, but I wasn’t making enough dough, so I quit….and went on the loaf!
PROCTOR? I Think you’re joking… it is not PROCTOR