Breaking News! Pizza is a vegetable! We need to eat more vegetables in order to to be healthy. If A+B=C, then we need to eat more Pizza. Congress blocked a new rule keeping pizza a vegetable so school children can now get 2 healthy servings of  french fries and pizza as their veggies during school lunches. There’s only one way to get congress to rethink their decision. We need a movement: Occupy Domino’s.

Anyways…Since Congress says pizza is a vegetable, I think we need to overhaul our entire food pyramid. This will keep school children everywhere happy.Here I present to you, The Fatty Lane food pyramid.